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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Spades HD : Win 30 tricks with a Heart!
Monopoly Sudoku : Win 20 games each under 10 minutes!
Word Whomp HD : Find 150 words with any of P, O, G, O letters!

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Posted by Tara
 - December 07, 2007, 05:48:24 PM
What is the Christmas message in these letters: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?
No "L" (Noel).

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.

What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.


What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.