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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by somuchfun
 - December 11, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
 :ooo
Posted by skeem628
 - December 08, 2008, 11:30:45 PM
 :))
Posted by raindropz
 - December 09, 2007, 05:10:06 PM
lmao where do you get this stuff from
Posted by TmT
 - December 04, 2007, 08:50:59 AM
Lmao.. omg too funny.. I seriously had to sip my coffee slowly... rofl ((Didnt wanna choke))
Posted by swamp
 - December 04, 2007, 08:11:16 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on December 04, 2007, 07:33:49 AM
I'm 1 generation removed from redneck and every now and then I relapse  .... pass me my gun    civilwar.gif
passing   civilwar.gif and chomping backey  :-[ ;::
Posted by Stinkerbell
 - December 04, 2007, 07:33:49 AM
I'm 1 generation removed from redneck and every now and then I relapse  .... pass me my gun    civilwar.gif
Posted by swamp
 - December 04, 2007, 07:13:29 AM
Quote from: ABraveLady on December 04, 2007, 04:35:45 AM

Amazingly Simple and Common Sense Home Remedies


1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape..

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
 
 
REMEMBER:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. 
awww  you making fun of us rednecks   :)) :)) winter25.gif snowman1.gif civilwar.gif
Posted by Stinkerbell
 - December 04, 2007, 04:35:45 AM
Amazingly Simple and Common Sense Home Remedies


1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape..

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
 
 
REMEMBER:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS.