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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by MsMissy
 - December 14, 2008, 05:57:02 PM
 :(ly, but so true. 
Posted by somuchfun
 - December 11, 2008, 08:26:58 PM
 :D
Posted by skeem628
 - December 08, 2008, 11:13:18 PM
brilliant. i enjoyed it very much  :>>
Posted by ~Sassy~
 - November 02, 2008, 09:54:47 AM
 :)) Very funny Stinky!
Posted by Pearl68
 - October 29, 2008, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: Stinkerbell on July 25, 2008, 05:59:09 AM
GAMES TO PLAY WHEN WE'RE OLDER:

1.     Sag, you're it.
2.     Hide and go pee.
3.     20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4.     Kick the bucket.
5.     Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6.     Musical recliners.
7.     Simon says something incoherent.
8.     Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy..

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1.     You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2.     You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3.     You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:

1.     Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2.     You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3.     Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4.     Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5.     An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the week:

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember:

A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart.
:)) very funny
Posted by harley89
 - July 25, 2008, 06:07:25 AM
 :)) :)) :))  Problem is it is all true
Posted by Stinkerbell
 - July 25, 2008, 05:59:09 AM
GAMES TO PLAY WHEN WE'RE OLDER:

1.     Sag, you're it.
2.     Hide and go pee.
3.     20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4.     Kick the bucket.
5.     Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6.     Musical recliners.
7.     Simon says something incoherent.
8.     Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy..

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1.     You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2.     You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3.     You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:

1.     Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2.     You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3.     Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4.     Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5.     An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Thoughts for the week:

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember:

A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart.