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Posted by swamp
 - April 06, 2012, 02:52:48 PM
Quote from: APACHESmooth on April 06, 2012, 01:51:36 PM

Um What is a "Redneck?"  bubblegum.gif
shy12.gif        me  tease.gif ass.gif ass.gif embarrassed.gif magnifier.gif magnifier.gif hysterical.gif bbq21.gif
Posted by APACHESmooth
 - April 06, 2012, 01:51:36 PM

Um What is a "Redneck?"  bubblegum.gif
Posted by CindyLouWho
 - April 06, 2012, 01:27:45 PM
That was good!   giggle2.gif  I'm like Bubba cause I love venison!   turkey4.gif
Posted by munch000
 - April 06, 2012, 11:22:50 AM
 hysterical.gif hysterical.gif Way to funny. Love it and I to, am a catholic
Posted by swamp
 - April 06, 2012, 09:50:04 AM
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Posted by MsMissy
 - April 06, 2012, 07:31:14 AM
Very funny LOL & im Catholic. NO Meat!!  OMG    turkey4.gif
Posted by NoWitch1
 - April 06, 2012, 04:03:22 AM
  bbq30.gif  lol
Posted by swamp
 - April 05, 2012, 07:40:20 PM
Redneck Lent

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish. coffee.gif hysterical.gif