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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Trizzle HD : Match 1400 yellow dolls this week!
Quinn's Aquarium : Collect 45 Season Tiles this week!
Pogo Addiction Solitaire HD : Win 25 games this week!


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Posted by persistence
 - November 19, 2005, 07:18:41 PM
LOL Out of the mouth of babe's.....Sometimes you got to wonder what their little minds are thinking.    ENJOY
Posted by ClingFree
 - November 19, 2005, 07:07:26 PM
My 5 yr old informed me this year she wont be eating turkey - She was looking at a magazine with a picture of a stuffed turkey, and well .. realized exactly where the stuffing goes.  She smiled very sweetly and innocently like only a 5 year old can and informed me and I quote "I aint eatin nothin that comes out of a turkeys butt Mom!  Pass me the pumpkin pie!"
Posted by persistence
 - November 19, 2005, 08:09:44 AM
OOPS I meant to say fork...lol   ENJOY
Posted by bubblegum
 - November 19, 2005, 08:09:32 AM
lol  ;D
Posted by persistence
 - November 19, 2005, 08:08:50 AM
 :) :) :) :) OMGGGGG bubblegum...I have laughed till I have tears streaming down my face..... Those were great.... But here is one more...get one of those fart machines and whenever someone sticks a for in it hit the button.     ENJOY
Posted by bubblegum
 - November 19, 2005, 06:09:14 AM
Other uses for your Turkey Dinner

As a blunt object to fend off your pesky cousins with.

As a projectile to throw at the TV after Kathie Lee says, "Aren't they a wonderful band!" for the 25th time.

As a hood ornament.

As a disguise so your ugly Aunt Beatrice can't kiss you and say, "How much you've grown!"

As a football for the after-meal game.

One word... bowling!

Fill it with whip cream - watch the fun.

An unexplored cavern for Barbie.

A visual aid to explain to children where babies come from.

Bury in the yard; for future midnight snacks.

If you're flying home, take the carcass as a carry-on. See what it looks like in the X-ray machine. Better yet, put it in a pet carrier and asked the flight attendant for some chicken feed.

As a doorstop to keep your relatives out.

Makes a great doggie chew toy.

Wear as a helmet, declaring, "I'm TURKEYMAN!"

Before serving, paste feathers on the poor naked creature.

Secretly replace with Folgers turkey crystals.

Place a speaker inside the bird, and from another room, amaze your guests with this talking fowl!

Throw the turkey out the window yelling, "You're FREE! Fly! FLY!"

Two words: Turkey puppet.

Toss the carcass into a turkey farm to intimidate next year's stock.

Attach to a fishing pole, slowly drive around the neighborhood in the back of a pickup and see how many dogs follow you.

From a concealed location, toss in front of a passing car. When they stop, run out screaming that they hit your dog!

As in an old murder mystery, question all the dinner guests in an attempt to discover who killed the guest of honor.