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Posted by Jinx55
- December 07, 2005, 06:14:10 PMQuote from: billyshy46 on December 07, 2005, 06:09:58 PMSo true, the American/English language can drive ya nuts Lol ;D I guess that's why I'm a retired English Teacher O0
1 more...why doesnt "phonics" sound like it's spelled?
Posted by stikpin
- December 07, 2005, 05:33:01 PM ;D That was really cool!! Sooooooo true..........Thanks for the entertainment
Posted by Brandon493
- December 07, 2005, 05:26:30 PMQuote from: Madonna on December 07, 2005, 11:51:10 AM
Personally, I've had my ankles rammed with a shopping cart...accident or not, I still call you an idiot, and no it's not alright. My exact quote...Watch where you're going you f'ing idiot >:(. And i dare them to say something or they'll be eating that shopping cart. Watch where you're going and maybe your poor little fragile feelings wouldn't be hurt like my heels are.
lol I've said soemthing of the sort before too.. ::)
Posted by foxx
- December 07, 2005, 04:59:14 PMLMAO Jinx...Thanx... I needed that laugh today!
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Posted by ilpogo
- December 07, 2005, 12:28:42 PMthanks for the laughs
Posted by Madonna
- December 07, 2005, 11:51:10 AMPersonally, I've had my ankles rammed with a shopping cart...accident or not, I still call you an idiot, and no it's not alright. My exact quote...Watch where you're going you f'ing idiot >:(. And i dare them to say something or they'll be eating that shopping cart. Watch where you're going and maybe your poor little fragile feelings wouldn't be hurt like my heels are.
Posted by BoredNItaly
- December 07, 2005, 11:46:19 AM ;D That is so funny
Posted by Helen
- December 07, 2005, 11:08:55 AMThanks for the laughs, hee hee. So many of those are so true. I'm guilty of picking up the string and giving the vacuum cleaner another shot, lol.
Posted by Jinx55
- December 07, 2005, 10:52:34 AMIf you have the answer to any of these statements, please let me know!!!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.