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Posted by foxx
- February 25, 2006, 07:41:28 AMQuote from: bubblegum on February 25, 2006, 04:33:19 AM
hehe that was great I did it without shoting the guy
LOL...I decided to have 10 beers first...hit my "buddy" on the first try... :))
Posted by pup1032
- February 25, 2006, 06:14:32 AMif that was me i be in jail so quick and living with bubba or icepick lol let alone a big ass fine for not having a stamp but hey thats what happens when your the # 2 guy i guess
Posted by bubblegum
- February 25, 2006, 04:33:19 AMhehe that was great I did it without shoting the guy
Posted by Bree
- February 24, 2006, 10:12:06 PMThank you Homer.... :)) :))
Posted by Homer
- February 24, 2006, 10:11:14 PMGood one. :)) :)) :))
Posted by Bree
- February 24, 2006, 10:08:59 PMI just had to bring back this topic so all of you can take this test someone sent to me......Do your best now and be careful what you shoot.
www.quailhuntingschool.com
www.quailhuntingschool.com
Posted by SaintHiρρo
- February 14, 2006, 11:17:03 AMDon't blame me... I voted for Nader!
Posted by foxx
- February 14, 2006, 11:16:05 AMPosted by vasunlover
- February 14, 2006, 10:42:08 AMIt happened Sunday,,,,,, ???
Posted by LastCall
- February 14, 2006, 10:41:00 AMSheesh
Chenny short him in the heart Do you think he was thinking of Valentines Day when he did that ::)
what did he think he was cupid? Or was he stupid? :-\ Wake up Chenny it was a man .....
Dont you just love V Day O0
Chenny short him in the heart Do you think he was thinking of Valentines Day when he did that ::)
what did he think he was cupid? Or was he stupid? :-\ Wake up Chenny it was a man .....
Dont you just love V Day O0
Posted by foxx
- February 14, 2006, 10:35:05 AMLMAO....
They were all pretty funny...but words cannot express how much I love Jon Stewart.... :-*
They were all pretty funny...but words cannot express how much I love Jon Stewart.... :-*
Posted by bubblegum
- February 14, 2006, 09:57:45 AMTV Comedians Target Cheney Accident
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Television talk shows took aim Monday at Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental weekend shooting in Texas of a hunting companion. Here are a few of the jokes.
``Late Show with David Letterman,'' CBS:
``Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney.''
``But here is the sad part - before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor.''
``We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney.''
``The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet.''
``The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,'' NBC:
``Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear.
``That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent.''
``I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'''
``Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!''
``The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,'' Comedy Central:
``Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird.''
``Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted - it's just not worth it.''
``Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,'' CBS:
``He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right.''
``You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.
``The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep.''
``Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past.''
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Television talk shows took aim Monday at Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental weekend shooting in Texas of a hunting companion. Here are a few of the jokes.
``Late Show with David Letterman,'' CBS:
``Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney.''
``But here is the sad part - before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor.''
``We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney.''
``The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet.''
``The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,'' NBC:
``Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear.
``That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent.''
``I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'''
``Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!''
``The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,'' Comedy Central:
``Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird.''
``Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted - it's just not worth it.''
``Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,'' CBS:
``He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right.''
``You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.
``The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep.''
``Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past.''
Posted by LastCall
- February 14, 2006, 07:50:08 AM::) It was a accident for sure Tricky Dickie short and wounded his friend
since he is such a good short send him to IRAQ and help our soldier's
;D
since he is such a good short send him to IRAQ and help our soldier's
;D
Posted by Go Cavs!
- February 14, 2006, 07:38:17 AMlmao he broke the law. hes in trouble now.
Posted by LastCall
- February 14, 2006, 03:25:24 AMThe POOR guy was a shooting Quail :(