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Posted by pogo_gamer
- January 28, 2007, 10:59:17 AM :))
Posted by hades
- February 25, 2006, 01:29:48 PMlmao good one.i bet if whoever actually tested all those would walk alil funny after awhile :-X
Posted by Bree
- February 24, 2006, 09:12:15 AMThat was a funny one DJ...... :)) :)) :))
Posted by Mary
- February 24, 2006, 07:49:16 AM :)) :)) dj good one O0
Posted by SI
- February 24, 2006, 07:41:49 AMWhy most people (except the self-employed) hate their jobs >:D:
Posted by Mary
- February 20, 2006, 07:59:17 PMto much dj i`m bowin head now :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Posted by SI
- February 20, 2006, 07:57:26 PMThink that this fits in under the heading ;D Usual warning: adult oriented material that's been edited for content O0
A friend of mine in HR was nice enough to share it w/ me :))
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "somebody needs to slap the s*** out of him..."
You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and the first thing through your mind is "what the f*** do they want now?"
You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b****** turned off my computer?"
You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and Sarah comes in with her opinion and you want to throw a stapler at her...
You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is "what the h*** does he want now?" while trying to hide underneath your desk...
You need to pray at work.
When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a**!!!"
You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b******!"
You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a** m************!!!!!!"
You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...
You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story...
You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....
You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!
A friend of mine in HR was nice enough to share it w/ me :))
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "somebody needs to slap the s*** out of him..."
You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and the first thing through your mind is "what the f*** do they want now?"
You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b****** turned off my computer?"
You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and Sarah comes in with her opinion and you want to throw a stapler at her...
You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is "what the h*** does he want now?" while trying to hide underneath your desk...
You need to pray at work.
When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a**!!!"
You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b******!"
You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a** m************!!!!!!"
You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...
You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story...
You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....
You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS!
Posted by ClingFree
- February 20, 2006, 02:00:12 PMJust be glad you read that it said "rectal" before you used it!!
Posted by babygurl424
- February 20, 2006, 12:35:27 PMOMG!! personally tested! its been used?? YUCKO!!!! :o
Posted by Eagles Fan
- February 18, 2006, 08:20:37 AMQuote from: Jinx55 on February 18, 2006, 07:56:59 AMawww ss about the chewing out. But aren't you glad you work where you do now? lol
That sure made my day, I'm in a new job since Dec. and it seems like there is always a new target for getting chewed out( oh yea I've had my turn) >:( 8)
Posted by Jinx55
- February 18, 2006, 07:56:59 AMThat sure made my day, I'm in a new job since Dec. and it seems like there is always a new target for getting chewed out( oh yea I've had my turn) >:( 8)
Posted by Spooks
- February 18, 2006, 05:23:24 AMQuote from: Eagles Fan on February 17, 2006, 07:56:43 PM
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
All I can say is... Eeeeew! LOL
Posted by pogohatesme
- February 18, 2006, 04:23:37 AMIs that a one person job? Like does the dude have long arms and stick the thermomoter up there himself or does he just lay on a table all day long while someone stand behind him doing it to him?!? :o
Posted by BoJangles
- February 17, 2006, 08:15:35 PM ??? Yuk! Just think about it - if every one is personally tested, you're buying a used rectal thermometer! Perish the thought!!!! Yuk! ???
Posted by Eagles Fan
- February 17, 2006, 08:14:04 PMQuote from: nightperson on February 17, 2006, 08:09:20 PMI don't think I would do it for any amount of money! lol :PQuote from: bobby on February 17, 2006, 08:05:24 PM
what would be the pay on that job ???
:P hmmmm would have to be big amount before this person would even think bout it