November 04, 2025, 02:10:32 PM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by CindyLouWho
 - February 15, 2007, 06:41:40 PM
Read em before but they are still funny   :))
Posted by Ms.Behavin
 - February 14, 2007, 08:50:24 AM
too funny :))
Posted by swamp
 - February 14, 2007, 08:42:43 AM
 :)) :ll
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - February 14, 2007, 12:21:11 AM
 :)))
Posted by Sweet_Karamel
 - March 18, 2006, 06:10:14 PM
OK Tara! LMAO! Do like the one .......  :))

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
     Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

       O0   Go Gurl........  O0
Posted by missminimouse
 - March 11, 2006, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: Tara on March 11, 2006, 04:33:48 PM
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


:))
Posted by hades
 - March 11, 2006, 04:59:17 PM
lol them lines are so old but the comebacks were funny  ;D
Posted by pogohatesme
 - March 11, 2006, 04:43:57 PM
 :))lol those are funny :D
Posted by Bree
 - March 11, 2006, 04:35:41 PM
ROFL....those are classic  :)) :))
Posted by Tara
 - March 11, 2006, 04:33:48 PM
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Fine with me, I don't care where you go after we're done in the car.