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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 28, 2007, 11:01:49 AM
 :)) :)))
Posted by Bree
 - March 17, 2006, 09:03:28 AM
good one Night..... :)) :))
Posted by Tara
 - March 17, 2006, 08:58:38 AM
 :)) :)) Thats a good one
Posted by nightperson
 - March 17, 2006, 07:04:37 AM
Smart Blonde

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and tells the loan officer that she is going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000.00. The loan officer tells her that she will need collateral. She says " OK", and hands him the keys to a new Rolls Royce that is sitting in front of the bank. She gets the money and leaves.

The bank employees all laugh about her using a $250,000 car for collateral on a $5000 loan. The car is then taken to the bank's underground garage.

When the blonde returns two weeks later, she repays the loan and the interest, which amounts to $15.60.

The loan officer tells her that they checked her credit references, and discovered that she is a multi-millionaire. He asks why she needed to borrow $5000. She replies, " Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for $15.60, and expect to find it there when I get back?"
Posted by nightperson
 - March 17, 2006, 06:55:12 AM
Quote from: Tara on March 13, 2006, 03:53:00 PM
Look at #49....Men cant do a thing without us and notice the LOVING   :)) :))


:)) :)) :)) you got that right some men  :)) :))
Posted by Tara
 - March 17, 2006, 04:14:54 AM
Quote from: Country Lady on March 16, 2006, 09:25:24 PM
I wanted to by a stupid rose trellis, you know the kind at Walmart for about $7.  Well my husband swore up and down he could make one cheaper than that.  I waited all summer and all winter, the following summer he nailed one of those expandable kiddie gates to the side of the house.  :)) :)) :))

omg   :)) :))  I think those kiddie gates cost more than 7 bucks  :)) :))
Posted by pogohatesme
 - March 17, 2006, 03:56:07 AM
Quote from: Country Lady on March 16, 2006, 09:25:24 PM
I wanted to by a stupid rose trellis, you know the kind at Walmart for about $7.  Well my husband swore up and down he could make one cheaper than that.  I waited all summer and all winter, the following summer he nailed one of those expandable kiddie gates to the side of the house.  :)) :)) :))

lol that's funny!!  You did take it down and get your $7 right lol
Posted by Country Lady
 - March 16, 2006, 09:25:24 PM
I wanted to by a stupid rose trellis, you know the kind at Walmart for about $7.  Well my husband swore up and down he could make one cheaper than that.  I waited all summer and all winter, the following summer he nailed one of those expandable kiddie gates to the side of the house.  :)) :)) :))
Posted by zzigzzag
 - March 16, 2006, 08:41:21 PM
To funny......Yanno....you just gotta love MEN!....lol
Posted by PogoCrazyMomma
 - March 14, 2006, 06:51:06 AM
 :))  :))  :))  That is just so true!!  My hubby is a hands on guy, does a lot of mechanic stuff, always works on our cars, shocks, brakes, roters,oil, etc., most recently the serpentine belt and something else(I'm not too car savy I just get in and drive). and boy do tools get thrown and the yelling and moaning, the "five min. breaks" and the hours for that one bolt that just won't come off.  I just don't understand why he tortures himself and me for that matter, oh and every time he says next time we'll pay someone to do it, but then when something happens he says we'll save $$ if he does it. He's famous for saying this will only take a couple hours and next thing ya know it's taken all weekend.  I will never understand men, I like the easy way out!!!    :))
Posted by wattsmyname
 - March 13, 2006, 11:07:04 PM
LMAO :)) :)) :))


Marjorie :))
Posted by Bree
 - March 13, 2006, 10:25:30 PM
Fantastic find Hippo and I love the joke..... :))
Posted by nightperson
 - March 13, 2006, 07:41:35 PM
 :)) :)) good ones
Posted by Tara
 - March 13, 2006, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: foxx on March 13, 2006, 04:12:42 PM
Too funny Hippo...  Thanks!  You deserve a pink star.

:)) @ pink star
Posted by foxx
 - March 13, 2006, 04:12:42 PM
Too funny Hippo...  Thanks!  You deserve a pink star.