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Posted by pogo_gamer
- January 28, 2007, 11:11:49 AM :))) :)) :))) :))
Posted by zzigzzag
- March 24, 2006, 04:03:37 PMrofl......omg to funny guys! thnx for the giggles!
Posted by Mary
- March 20, 2006, 08:00:54 PMto funny bobby :)) :)) :)) thanks
Posted by pogohatesme
- March 20, 2006, 07:42:29 PMlove em bobby! :))
Posted by nightperson
- March 20, 2006, 06:07:55 PMok this is true but she was a blonde this girl was putting her brand new boat in the river and then parl her truck she was out with firend also (blonde they was going and she said i will make it go fast well it didnt so she was asking some1 what could it be in another pass by boat they told her to go to the marine and maybe they could see what was wrong well she got there and she told them what was wrong well one of the guys look and sisnt see nothing so he told the other1 to go and see if there was somthing wrong with the prompt well he did he got on his gear and went to look he was down there for a few minutes he cam up gurling out the mouth so the other guys help him to the dock they thought the guy was drowning so they took his mask off he was laughing so hard he almost did drown the other guys ask him what was the laughing he then ask the girl have you ever took a boat out into the water she said no he then look at the other guy and then he laugh again well what the whole thing was about she put the boat in the water with thr trailer still under it lol they ask her if she knew to do this she said i thought that was the way you put a boat in the water because the trailer has wheels on it for when you dock it in here
sry for typo :)) :))
sry for typo :)) :))
Posted by bobby
- March 20, 2006, 06:05:34 PMHow did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is
sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
You can park in handicapped zones.
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.
What do you call an all-blond skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Where do you look for blonds' obituaries?
Under "Home Improvements."
Why did the blond take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.
Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading.
Did you hear about the blond who thought he discovered that
he had a twin brother?
He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.
There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend and says, "Silly, that's me!"
Did you hear about the blond who never learned to waterski?
He couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What do you call a blond in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
Why did the blond only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Why couldn't the blond bob for apples?
His sister was using the toilet.
A blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his
window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Donna: I dunno. How?
Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row.
Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Why don't blonds have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
What did the blond do when he noticed that someone had already
written on the overhead transparency?
He turned it over and used the other side.
Did you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000
leagues under the sea?
She said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there
were so many teams.
Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is
sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
You can park in handicapped zones.
What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.
What do you call an all-blond skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Where do you look for blonds' obituaries?
Under "Home Improvements."
Why did the blond take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.
Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading.
Did you hear about the blond who thought he discovered that
he had a twin brother?
He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.
There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend and says, "Silly, that's me!"
Did you hear about the blond who never learned to waterski?
He couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What do you call a blond in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
Why did the blond only smell good on the right side?
He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Why couldn't the blond bob for apples?
His sister was using the toilet.
A blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his
window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Donna: I dunno. How?
Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row.
Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
Why don't blonds have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
What did the blond do when he noticed that someone had already
written on the overhead transparency?
He turned it over and used the other side.
Did you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000
leagues under the sea?
She said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there
were so many teams.
Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
Posted by Mary
- March 20, 2006, 06:00:56 PMhahahahahahahahahha to funny love blonde jokes hahahahahaha :)) :)) :))
Posted by nightperson
- March 20, 2006, 05:58:57 PM :)) :)) very good ones
Posted by bobby
- March 20, 2006, 05:57:36 PMa blond and a brunette jump off a bridge who lands first?
the brunette: the blonde stopped to ask directions
how do you get a blonde out a tree?
wave
how can you tell if a blonde has been on your cpu?
there's cheese by the mouse
how do you keep a blonde amused for hours?
write turn over on both sides of a piece of paper
how do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool :P
did you ever hear about the blonde coyote?
it got caught in a bear trap, chewed off 3 legs and still was caught
the brunette: the blonde stopped to ask directions
how do you get a blonde out a tree?
wave
how can you tell if a blonde has been on your cpu?
there's cheese by the mouse
how do you keep a blonde amused for hours?
write turn over on both sides of a piece of paper
how do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool :P
did you ever hear about the blonde coyote?
it got caught in a bear trap, chewed off 3 legs and still was caught
Posted by nightperson
- March 20, 2006, 05:49:33 PMhellooooooooooooooooo :)) :)) :)) 
Posted by foxx
- March 20, 2006, 05:10:45 PMQuote from: ClingFree on March 20, 2006, 04:38:39 PM
At least 3 of those jokes reminded me of Pickles.
:-* ha ha ha
Posted by ClingFree
- March 20, 2006, 04:38:39 PMAt least 3 of those jokes reminded me of Pickles.
Posted by hades
- March 20, 2006, 03:29:31 PMlmaooooooo :))
Posted by foxx
- March 20, 2006, 03:28:47 PM :)) I have heard that one a million times..."Duh, Big Red Truck" gets me everytime...
Posted by pogohatesme
- March 20, 2006, 03:25:08 PMOMG that's too funny!! Lol this is one we use around the office sometimes:
A blonde calls 9-1-1 to report a house is on fire. The dispatcher asks for the address and and the blonde asks why. The dispatcher tells her that without the address they don't know how to get to the house, to which the blonde replies "Duh big red truck"
A blonde calls 9-1-1 to report a house is on fire. The dispatcher asks for the address and and the blonde asks why. The dispatcher tells her that without the address they don't know how to get to the house, to which the blonde replies "Duh big red truck"