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[quote author=bubblegum link=msg=150272 date=1143739776]
since we are on the topic of Mornons of the month-here's one that happened recently in Tacoma, WA

March 23, 2006

Twenty-four year old Philip was found dead in the bedroom of his trailer home, with burnt remains of a Lava Lamp strewn over his kitchen. Puzzled investigators eventually pieced together a likely scenario for Philip's last moments.
 
Lava lamps are a mesmerizing distraction. Philip couldn't wait to fire up his new Lava Lamp. He plugged it in and waited for the pretty globs to begin their surreal dance. But after several frustrating minutes, nothing happened. Then a bright idea hit him: "Why not accelerate this painfully slow process?" He took the lamp to the kitchen, placed it on the stove, and turned up the heat.

In short order, the wax melted and began its sinuous dance. But the liquid was designed to be warmed by a 40-watt bulb. It was over-heated. Entranced by the display, Philip forgot that "heat expands". Whereas there was no room for expansion in the glass bottle, the Lava Lamp resorted to a violent explosion to relieve the pressure.*

One thick shard of glass blew straight through Philips's chest and into his heart. Philip stumbled into his bedroom, perhaps uttering "Aeternum vale!" (latin: farewell forever) as he collapsed and died.

Police found no evidence of alcohol or drug use, so it is safely presumed that Philip was in full possession of his senses when he went out with a bang.
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Posted by Homer

- April 01, 2006, 05:03:45 PM

Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 04:46:00 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 01, 2006, 04:43:54 PM
I'm always happy. :P

Thats good cuz so am I...And thxs for turning the sausage over and butter the bisquit :P
Your a good man..I don't care what everyone else says about you!

I don't care what they say either. :P

Posted by nightperson

- April 01, 2006, 04:50:33 PM

hmmmmmmmm well i will let him answer that my lips are sealed,,,,,homer i wont tell :)) :))

Posted by Helen

- April 01, 2006, 04:49:28 PM

Quote from: nightperson on April 01, 2006, 04:46:34 PM
yes he is homer is what you call a happy go lucky person,and i have heard he is easy to :)) :))

How easy!! :)) :))

Posted by nightperson

- April 01, 2006, 04:46:34 PM

yes he is homer is what you call a happy go lucky person,and i have heard he is easy to :)) :))

Posted by Helen

- April 01, 2006, 04:46:17 PM

Quote from: Homer on April 01, 2006, 04:43:54 PM
I'm always happy. :P

That was a safe answer!! :P

Posted by Tara

- April 01, 2006, 04:46:00 PM

Quote from: Homer on April 01, 2006, 04:43:54 PM
I'm always happy. :P

Thats good cuz so am I...And thxs for turning the sausage over and butter the bisquit :P
Your a good man..I don't care what everyone else says about you!

Posted by Homer

- April 01, 2006, 04:43:54 PM

I'm always happy. :P

Posted by Helen

- April 01, 2006, 04:42:42 PM

Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: Homer on April 01, 2006, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 03:54:04 PM
I'm not gonna tell.... >:D >:D

Put if Homer don't turn my sausage over were not going to have any supper >:(

Alright I flipped the sausage and buttered your biscuit. Happy? :P

The question is Are you? :)) :)) :-*

Waiting to hear this answer!!

Posted by Tara

- April 01, 2006, 04:41:40 PM

Quote from: Homer on April 01, 2006, 04:36:32 PM
Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 03:54:04 PM
I'm not gonna tell.... >:D >:D

Put if Homer don't turn my sausage over were not going to have any supper >:(

Alright I flipped the sausage and buttered your biscuit. Happy? :P

The question is Are you? :)) :)) :-*

Posted by Helen

- April 01, 2006, 04:40:33 PM

Quote from: nightperson on April 01, 2006, 04:39:31 PM
they sure are talking a long time to cook what going on day 3 i hope there not burnt :)) :))

All good things take time but this is just a little tooooo long. :)) :))

Posted by nightperson

- April 01, 2006, 04:39:31 PM

they sure are talking a long time to cook what going on day 3 i hope there not burnt :)) :))

Posted by Homer

- April 01, 2006, 04:36:32 PM

Quote from: Tara on April 01, 2006, 03:54:04 PM
I'm not gonna tell.... >:D >:D

Put if Homer don't turn my sausage over were not going to have any supper >:(

Alright I flipped the sausage and buttered your biscuit. Happy? :P

Posted by Tara

- April 01, 2006, 03:54:04 PM

I'm not gonna tell.... >:D >:D

Put if Homer don't turn my sausage over were not going to have any supper >:(

Posted by foxx

- April 01, 2006, 03:46:46 PM

Is it...Caution: Extremely Hot...?

...see I can be nice too, Tara.... :P

Posted by Helen

- April 01, 2006, 03:44:04 PM

Yeah.....spill it!!! (please)