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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Trizzle HD : Match 1400 yellow dolls this week!
Quinn's Aquarium : Collect 45 Season Tiles this week!
Pogo Addiction Solitaire HD : Win 25 games this week!


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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 30, 2007, 06:58:06 AM
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 - January 28, 2007, 11:36:19 AM
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 - April 09, 2006, 11:43:00 AM
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 - April 09, 2006, 06:45:25 AM
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 - April 09, 2006, 06:32:45 AM
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 - April 09, 2006, 06:29:58 AM
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 - April 09, 2006, 06:24:47 AM
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 - April 09, 2006, 06:24:36 AM
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Posted by Helen
 - April 09, 2006, 06:20:39 AM
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_________________________________

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
_________________________________

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
__________________________________

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
__________________________________

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.