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Posted by Super Duckie
- June 22, 2004, 02:24:13 AMyea, seen a monkey and a deer walk into a bar already, but then again, that was on TV, hehehe
Posted by bob@pogopal
- June 21, 2004, 07:35:58 PMI walked into a bar once while cleaning the roof of the GM truck plant. Knocked me wobbly for about 20 minutes. :o
Posted by SoaringUSAEagle
- June 21, 2004, 07:21:55 PMQuote from: TonySoprano on June 21, 2004, 05:10:59 PM
Never seen an old man walk into a bar before, thats the punch line :o
pretty ghetto.
Posted by TonySoprano
- June 21, 2004, 05:10:59 PMNever seen an old man walk into a bar before, thats the punch line :o
Posted by Homer
- June 21, 2004, 12:22:15 PMSo you have seen a monkey and dear then right? :P
Posted by Super Duckie
- June 21, 2004, 09:37:47 AMnever seen a cat walk into a bar before, thats funny
Posted by TonySoprano
- June 19, 2004, 10:49:53 PMA cat, monkey, deer, and old man walk into a bar..
Posted by fatkid
- June 19, 2004, 10:43:19 PM :-\
Posted by Stupiddave99
- June 19, 2004, 06:17:27 PMHot Lunch
There were two bums walkin down a road. They both had not eaten in days, and were starving.
As they were walking, they come across a dead dog. One ran to it and scarffed it down, while the other just watched.
After the bum ate the dog, they kept walking. The now full bum asked the other, "How come you didn't fight me for the dog?
He answered, "No reason." So they keep walking.
All of a sudden the bum who ate the dog threw up. The other bum smiled in delight and said, "See, that's what I've been waiting for! A HOT meal!"
There were two bums walkin down a road. They both had not eaten in days, and were starving.
As they were walking, they come across a dead dog. One ran to it and scarffed it down, while the other just watched.
After the bum ate the dog, they kept walking. The now full bum asked the other, "How come you didn't fight me for the dog?
He answered, "No reason." So they keep walking.
All of a sudden the bum who ate the dog threw up. The other bum smiled in delight and said, "See, that's what I've been waiting for! A HOT meal!"
Posted by SoaringUSAEagle
- June 18, 2004, 09:05:11 PMYou're welcome. I needed something funny today.
Posted by Super Duckie
- June 18, 2004, 06:23:16 PM ;D yea, that is funny, didn't here that one before, thanks for sharing
Posted by ZaLandCruiser
- June 18, 2004, 05:50:32 PMLmao , I like it ;).
Posted by SoaringUSAEagle
- June 18, 2004, 05:39:50 PMI couldnt resist this one.... haha made me laugh.
Got this one from a mail forward:
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss of a brother."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
"Oh, no," he says, "everyone's fine. It's just me. I've quit drinking during Lent."
Got this one from a mail forward:
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss of a brother."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
"Oh, no," he says, "everyone's fine. It's just me. I've quit drinking during Lent."