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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by sunshine1950
 - August 27, 2006, 05:33:30 AM
 :))) good one!
Posted by xx_mandy_xx
 - August 27, 2006, 01:10:42 AM
that was cute  :)))
Posted by sherilynn
 - August 14, 2006, 08:45:28 PM
That was really funny :))
Posted by hades
 - August 14, 2006, 08:13:27 PM
lol.  :)
Posted by justahumping
 - August 14, 2006, 02:35:29 PM
 :)))
Posted by david/ross
 - August 14, 2006, 12:44:39 PM
 :))) funny  :))
Posted by nightperson
 - August 14, 2006, 09:44:17 AM
that was pertty cute :))) :))
Posted by wattsmyname
 - August 14, 2006, 06:09:53 AM
Thats just to funny  :)) :))
Posted by SexySagittarian
 - August 14, 2006, 01:13:42 AM
That was very funny  :))
Posted by Lynne
 - August 13, 2006, 08:46:32 PM
Thats funny!! :))
Posted by foxx
 - August 13, 2006, 08:44:38 PM
Ha!   :)))  Good one!
Posted by Tracey
 - August 13, 2006, 05:56:01 PM
Joe boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is
surprised to find a large
purple parrot in the seat next to him. The
aircraft takes off and a
pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past
Joe and his seat mate.

"Hey, bitch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey
and soda, and
make it
snappy!" The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A
minute later, she walks
back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again:
"Dammit, you lazy
whore, where's my whiskey?  Hurry it up!" Visibly
flustered, the FA
hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the
parrot's drink.
Impressed with the parrot's technique, Joe decides
to get some quick
service for himself. "Hey, slut," says Joe, "get
me a dry martini.
And

don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now!"
The FA turns red with
anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a
moment she returns with

the First Officer and two burly male flight
attendants. The crewmen
seize Joe and the parrot, jerk open the emergency
door, and hurl
them both out of the airplane at 20,000 feet. As
the two hurtle out
the door,

the parrot says to Joe, "Ya know, for someone who
can't fly, you got
a lotta balls."