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[quote author=Luna link=msg=233977 date=1156078063]
A friend sent this to me  :)))

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
 
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you - except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
 
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.

HOW MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
 
Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short...
It's fun to dry off a wet man! (If you're a woman that is!)
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Posted by nightperson

- September 05, 2006, 11:47:15 AM

lol and double :)))

Posted by zzigzzag

- August 31, 2006, 09:00:59 PM

LOL I liked that!

Posted by sunshine1950

- August 27, 2006, 06:32:57 AM

lol, good one!!

Posted by damian666

- August 21, 2006, 06:00:56 AM

Quote from: luna on August 20, 2006, 02:43:27 PM
Quote from: Hunkee Munkee on August 20, 2006, 11:16:29 AM
>:((

So sorry Hunkee Munkee. Guess you didnt like the joke. Well heres some gummi bears for ya to eat. Hope that makes you feel better :))) Sorry its sugar free ;::

Hey thanx, all is forgiven :)) :))

Posted by dizziebee

- August 21, 2006, 04:09:51 AM

i love my little doggy and dawwwwwwwwwwwwww he luvs meeeeeeeeeee soooooooooo much especially when i am holding chocolate

Posted by xx_mandy_xx

- August 20, 2006, 05:05:26 PM

Quote from: Tokens Master Tagger on August 20, 2006, 04:58:51 PM
Hmmm.. u can put a dog to sleep and pull no time.......

Try puttin that dog of mine to sleep and attorney warned me I'll do 3 to life... chit!!! for tryin to put my ex asleep....

hehe!

Posted by TmT

- August 20, 2006, 04:58:51 PM

Hmmm.. u can put a dog to sleep and pull no time.......

Try puttin that dog of mine to sleep and attorney warned me I'll do 3 to life... chit!!! for tryin to put my ex asleep....

Posted by david/ross

- August 20, 2006, 04:32:22 PM

:))) not funny >:(( :)) :)) :)) :)) :pp

Posted by xx_mandy_xx

- August 20, 2006, 04:05:17 PM

Posted by Lynne

- August 20, 2006, 02:58:48 PM

:)) Nice find. lol

Posted by Luna

- August 20, 2006, 02:43:27 PM

Quote from: Hunkee Munkee on August 20, 2006, 11:16:29 AM
>:((

So sorry Hunkee Munkee. Guess you didnt like the joke. Well heres some gummi bears for ya to eat. Hope that makes you feel better :))) Sorry its sugar free

Posted by Ilovemyweims

- August 20, 2006, 12:42:44 PM

lol great one i have 3 dog and they are the best to snuggle with my husband jokes there is no room for him in the bed!!

Posted by nightperson

- August 20, 2006, 12:15:22 PM

:)) :)))

Posted by damian666

- August 20, 2006, 11:16:29 AM

>:((

Posted by Tara

- August 20, 2006, 08:38:04 AM

:)) Today's national trade your man in for a dog! If you don't believe me, ask Bubbles. :pp