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Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by nightperson
 - September 09, 2006, 01:09:19 PM
i think i seen here there then she went to oparh,sally then to judge judy :))
Posted by PunkInDrublic
 - September 09, 2006, 10:33:12 AM
I think I saw her on maury last week  :)) :))
Posted by donny36
 - September 09, 2006, 05:44:58 AM
 :))
Posted by wattsmyname
 - September 09, 2006, 12:53:04 AM
OMG  LOL :)) :))
Posted by nightperson
 - September 08, 2006, 07:44:40 AM
 :)) way to good
Posted by hades
 - September 08, 2006, 07:38:16 AM
lol.
Posted by Luna
 - September 08, 2006, 07:36:40 AM
lol
Posted by IndianLover
 - September 08, 2006, 06:06:32 AM
 :))
Posted by jade2002
 - September 08, 2006, 05:06:26 AM
 :))
Posted by justahumping
 - September 08, 2006, 02:17:55 AM
 :))
Posted by xx_mandy_xx
 - September 07, 2006, 10:05:16 PM
Quote from: gator8 on September 07, 2006, 09:59:01 PM
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a running.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."



GHET-TOOOOOEEEE LOL
Posted by gator8_24
 - September 07, 2006, 09:59:01 PM
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a running.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."