November 04, 2025, 01:34:41 PM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by wattsmyname
 - September 09, 2006, 12:14:25 AM
lol  :))
Posted by CindyLouWho
 - September 08, 2006, 10:05:43 PM
very smart woman!

Posted by xx_mandy_xx
 - September 08, 2006, 08:43:30 PM
that was great!!!!!!!  :))) :)))
Posted by nightperson
 - September 08, 2006, 07:53:53 AM
 :))
Posted by gator8_24
 - September 08, 2006, 07:44:09 AM
Quote from: hades on September 08, 2006, 07:39:30 AM
lmao.  ;D

That's what somebody might do with football winnings! :))
Posted by hades
 - September 08, 2006, 07:39:30 AM
lmao.  ;D
Posted by Luna
 - September 08, 2006, 06:52:54 AM
that was soooooo  :))
Posted by nightperson
 - September 08, 2006, 06:20:54 AM
 :ll :))
Posted by IndianLover
 - September 08, 2006, 06:07:00 AM
 :)))
Posted by jade2002
 - September 08, 2006, 05:03:05 AM
too funny :)) :))
Posted by justahumping
 - September 08, 2006, 01:50:01 AM
 :))
Posted by gator8_24
 - September 07, 2006, 10:01:04 PM
THE OBEDIENT WIFE:

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had

saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it

came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die,

I want you to take all my money and put it in the

casket with me. I want to take my money to the

afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her

heart that when he died, she would put all of the

money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was

sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting

next to her.

When they finished the ceremony and just before the

undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife

said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her. She came over with the box and

put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they

rolled it away.

So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool

enough to put all that money in there with your

husband?"

The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I

can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was

going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket

with him!!!!?" exclaimed the friend.

"Sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put

it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can

cash it, he can spend it."