November 04, 2025, 02:12:55 PM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by nightperson
 - September 09, 2006, 01:08:07 PM
 :)) that is to much
Posted by gator8_24
 - September 09, 2006, 10:47:27 AM
everytime I read that joke I have to laugh, more like giggle! :))
Posted by PunkInDrublic
 - September 09, 2006, 10:37:34 AM
diet coke - meet monitor  :)) :))
Posted by justahumping
 - September 09, 2006, 12:20:50 AM
 :))
Posted by wattsmyname
 - September 09, 2006, 12:19:59 AM
 :)) :))
Posted by CindyLouWho
 - September 08, 2006, 09:56:52 PM
oh my!!   :))
Posted by xx_mandy_xx
 - September 08, 2006, 08:47:59 PM
Posted by hades
 - September 08, 2006, 08:38:49 PM
lmao.
Posted by donny36
 - September 08, 2006, 05:20:54 PM
 :))
Posted by SexySagittarian
 - September 08, 2006, 11:52:54 AM
Too funny :))
Posted by babygurl424
 - September 08, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
gigglepee!!   :))
Posted by Luna
 - September 08, 2006, 11:20:06 AM
lol
Posted by jade2002
 - September 08, 2006, 11:08:32 AM
 :)))
Posted by gator8_24
 - September 08, 2006, 10:33:32 AM
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the
governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?"
And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was
greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying
his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
WOMAN! DON'T YOU EVER STOP"??!!
:)))