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Posted by savanahsmommy
- September 14, 2006, 07:12:18 AM :D loved them all :D
Posted by Luna
- September 11, 2006, 09:08:17 AMlol
Posted by jade2002
- September 11, 2006, 05:07:53 AM :)))
Posted by xx_mandy_xx
- September 09, 2006, 10:25:10 PMQuote from: justahumping on September 09, 2006, 10:20:29 PMQuote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 09, 2006, 10:06:26 PM
LMAO would make for good tv if these were used...my favorite is: The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? :)) :))
You want to know something? When I first read that I thought. well everyone knows it is a dog. talk about a blonde moment and I would have had a ticket to boot lmao
ahahahahaha only you babes lol
Posted by justahumping
- September 09, 2006, 10:20:29 PMQuote from: xx_mandy_xx on September 09, 2006, 10:06:26 PM
LMAO would make for good tv if these were used...my favorite is: The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? :)) :))
You want to know something? When I first read that I thought. well everyone knows it is a dog. talk about a blonde moment and I would have had a ticket to boot lmao
Posted by xx_mandy_xx
- September 09, 2006, 10:06:26 PMLMAO would make for good tv if these were used...my favorite is: The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? :)) :))
Posted by justahumping
- September 09, 2006, 09:18:01 PMme being a good little boy :))
Posted by nightperson
- September 09, 2006, 01:19:52 PMthat a boy Justa <.>
Posted by hades
- September 09, 2006, 07:12:47 AM ;D
Posted by CindyLouWho
- September 09, 2006, 12:30:28 AM
Posted by justahumping
- September 08, 2006, 11:18:32 PMThe following 15 Police Comments came from actual police car videos around the country.
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in donkey DOO."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And ..................THE BEST ONE!
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." :)))
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in donkey DOO."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And ..................THE BEST ONE!
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." :)))