November 04, 2025, 05:18:21 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by justahumping
 - September 11, 2006, 02:56:29 PM
 :))
Posted by donny36
 - September 11, 2006, 07:10:56 AM
lmao <O>
Posted by jade2002
 - September 11, 2006, 05:10:45 AM
good ones :)))
Posted by zeboo
 - September 10, 2006, 09:24:45 AM
 :))
Posted by hades
 - September 10, 2006, 08:28:21 AM
lol.  <:>
Posted by Tara
 - September 10, 2006, 07:05:22 AM
LOL  Good one. +-+
Posted by wattsmyname
 - September 10, 2006, 05:39:59 AM
 (O+O)   !@#$   :))
Posted by Luna
 - September 10, 2006, 05:37:00 AM
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, so are thunder and
lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand —- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing :
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry.
That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10..
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

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