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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by Jewel
 - September 15, 2006, 03:16:57 AM
 :)))
Posted by CindyLouWho
 - September 14, 2006, 11:00:19 PM
oh my, that was funny  :))
Posted by wattsmyname
 - September 14, 2006, 10:25:26 AM
lol :))
Posted by gator8_24
 - September 14, 2006, 09:59:41 AM
Oh she was a good wife! lol
Posted by zeboo
 - September 12, 2006, 08:22:28 AM
good one :)))
Posted by nightperson
 - September 12, 2006, 07:47:53 AM
i always love a good laugh in the morning ty :)))
Posted by cindylou2
 - September 12, 2006, 04:47:49 AM
 :))) thanks for the laugh that was a good one
Posted by jade2002
 - September 12, 2006, 04:45:32 AM
 :)))
Posted by justahumping
 - September 12, 2006, 12:08:52 AM
 :))  That one was a good one!... Thank you for posting that
Posted by xx_mandy_xx
 - September 11, 2006, 09:37:44 PM
 :)))
Posted by hades
 - September 11, 2006, 08:16:15 PM
lol nice one.
Posted by donny36
 - September 11, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
An old couple were sitting around one evening and the man says
to his wife, We are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about -- tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

She hesitates a while and then says, "Yes, three times."

"Three times? How did it happen?"

The wife begins slowly, "Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were broke and the bank was going to foreclose on our little house?"

Yes, that was really a terrible time," he replies.

The wife continues, "And remember when I went to see the banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?"

It is hard to take", the man says, "but I guess it really was for us
and I can forgive you. What was the second time?"

"Well," she continues, "do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?"
Yes, I do," the man replies.

"Then you remember that right after I went to see the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?"

"Yes," he says, "that shocks me too, but I understand you did it
because of your love for me and I forgive you. But what was the third time?"

The wife lowers her head and says, "Remember when you ran for Exalted Ruler of the Elks and needed 62 more votes?"