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Posted by Tara
- October 31, 2006, 05:23:24 PMQuote from: Tokens Master Tagger on October 31, 2006, 05:17:19 PMQuote from: Tara on October 31, 2006, 05:13:51 PM?.? exkuuusmeeeeeeQuote from: Tokens Master Tagger on October 31, 2006, 05:07:58 PMQuote from: Tara on October 22, 2006, 11:14:30 AMmaybe you should stop speed readin and try readin like a first grader...rofl
:o :)))
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
Comere... (O+O)
:OO :: :OO ::
Posted by TmT
- October 31, 2006, 05:17:19 PMQuote from: Tara on October 31, 2006, 05:13:51 PM?.? exkuuusmeeeeeeQuote from: Tokens Master Tagger on October 31, 2006, 05:07:58 PMQuote from: Tara on October 22, 2006, 11:14:30 AMmaybe you should stop speed readin and try readin like a first grader...rofl
:o :)))
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
Comere... (O+O)
Posted by Tara
- October 31, 2006, 05:13:51 PMQuote from: Tokens Master Tagger on October 31, 2006, 05:07:58 PMQuote from: Tara on October 22, 2006, 11:14:30 AMmaybe you should stop speed readin and try readin like a first grader...rofl
:o :)))
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
Comere... (O+O)
Posted by TmT
- October 31, 2006, 05:07:58 PMQuote from: Tara on October 22, 2006, 11:14:30 AMmaybe you should stop speed readin and try readin like a first grader...rofl
:o :)))
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
Posted by jade2002
- October 23, 2006, 06:10:16 AM :))
Posted by nightperson
- October 22, 2006, 02:35:44 PMQuote from: Tara on October 22, 2006, 11:14:30 AM
:o :)))
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
omg i have to run to the potty before i tinkle
Posted by tponka
- October 22, 2006, 02:33:49 PM :))
Posted by Tara
- October 22, 2006, 11:14:30 AM :o :)))
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
Does sex last as long as it took me to read this joke? :,
Posted by chris
- October 22, 2006, 11:03:09 AMEverybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been
very embarrasing to me.
When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I would like to have one too." Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she
looked like. I said, "You don't understand...I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You
must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has
played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about
my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then
on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I
told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room
in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand,...Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk
said, "Me too!"
One day I enetered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another
contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest.
He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV."
He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had
Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was
doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex."---My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever
foresaw. Why just the other day when I went to my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "what
seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever.
I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex
isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."
very embarrasing to me.
When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.
He said, "I would like to have one too." Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she
looked like. I said, "You don't understand...I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You
must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has
played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about
my personal life and would not marry us in his church.
The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then
on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I
told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room
in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand,...Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk
said, "Me too!"
One day I enetered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another
contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest.
He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV."
He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had
Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was
doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex."---My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever
foresaw. Why just the other day when I went to my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "what
seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever.
I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex
isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."