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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by CrossCountry
 - December 28, 2006, 11:30:27 AM
Posted by KerSplat
 - December 28, 2006, 11:27:56 AM
omg lmao  :))  :))
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - December 28, 2006, 11:21:56 AM
 :))
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - December 28, 2006, 09:55:07 AM
 :))) !@! !@!
Posted by wattsmyname
 - December 25, 2006, 02:20:10 PM
LMAO  :)) :))
Posted by Monkey
 - December 25, 2006, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: careoss on December 25, 2006, 02:13:37 PM
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."




:ooo  :))
Posted by careoss
 - December 25, 2006, 02:13:37 PM
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."