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[quote author=Super Duckie link=msg=32609 date=1094274295]
NAME:  Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION:  Reclining.  Ha ha.  But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY:  $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION:  Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:  Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY:  Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:  My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:  It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:  Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:  1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:  Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:   If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:  Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:  I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?:  Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:  Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:  No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE:  Scorpio with Libra rising.
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Posted by Super Duckie

- September 05, 2004, 05:11:04 AM

HEY i saw that commercial, i know what ya mea, i been around the and back a few time as well

Posted by DEBKARLAR

- September 05, 2004, 12:59:07 AM

duckie I've been online so often there isn't much I haven't seen....
Reminds me of a commercial I once saw where a guy sitting at his computer and then a pop-up happens saying "you have reached the end of the Internet please go back"

Posted by Super Duckie

- September 04, 2004, 06:55:33 PM

yea, they say to be honest on applications

Posted by bowler_man2005

- September 04, 2004, 06:48:05 PM

ahh i thought so it funny tho i always liked it :)

Posted by Super Duckie

- September 04, 2004, 06:44:04 PM

i copied and pasted

Posted by bowler_man2005

- September 04, 2004, 06:39:20 PM

why you say that duckie? lol i seen that before but it sounds like it was before you miss type somethin?

Posted by Super Duckie

- September 04, 2004, 06:37:31 PM

i gues its too late to tell ya not to read it then.. hehe

Posted by DEBKARLAR

- September 04, 2004, 06:04:12 PM

I read that about 2 1/2 yrs ago

Posted by badcrazygirl

- September 04, 2004, 04:32:26 PM

MCdonalds s**k cuz they won't give you the right order and the times when they do, you don't get evrything

Posted by Super Duckie

- September 04, 2004, 02:24:25 PM

thank you holmes

Posted by Homer

- September 04, 2004, 02:07:05 PM

Quote from: Super Duckie on September 04, 2004, 01:45:01 PM
Quote from: PogoPal on September 04, 2004, 11:36:11 AM
This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

where should i send it to, and ty very much

badgehelp@aol.com

Posted by Super Duckie

- September 04, 2004, 01:58:55 PM

that is still one of my favorite jokes

Posted by Dream Faerie

- September 04, 2004, 01:54:27 PM

Quote from: PogoPal on September 04, 2004, 11:36:11 AM
This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

No fair :( I Have a lot of good jokes :P

Oh well, someday I will get a free Auto lololol It WAS halarious wasnt it? ;D

Posted by Super Duckie

- September 04, 2004, 01:45:01 PM

Quote from: PogoPal on September 04, 2004, 11:36:11 AM
This thing is freakin' hilarious...

In fact, email me for a free password for whatever you like.

where should i send it to, and ty very much

Posted by Dream Faerie

- September 04, 2004, 12:46:14 PM

I got a good one too, but I cant post it here :(
Not too clean :(