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[quote author=pogo_gamer link=msg=326807 date=1167311211]
Bishop and the donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the 
race
again, and it won again. The local paper read: .....

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid 
of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the
paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and 
misery
and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life... stop
worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a lot
happier!
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Posted by kandykitty20012

- January 15, 2007, 08:27:26 AM

:))

Posted by pogo_gamer

- December 28, 2006, 05:06:51 AM

Bishop and the donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again. The local paper read: .....

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the
paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and
misery
and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life... stop
worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a lot
happier!