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Posted by Super Duckie
 - September 05, 2004, 08:17:52 PM
haha, thats funny, :D
Posted by Homer
 - September 05, 2004, 08:07:27 PM
Redneck 911

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead."

There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
Posted by Super Duckie
 - September 05, 2004, 07:26:12 PM
AINT (noun). The sister of one of your parents.. Usage: "Come over here an give your aint a kiss."
BAHS (noun). A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna fiar you!"
Posted by Dream Faerie
 - September 05, 2004, 07:14:32 PM
2 Men Walked into a bar....
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                              The 3rd one ducked ;D
Posted by Super Duckie
 - September 05, 2004, 06:43:07 PM
UTCHA DOON?  a southern greeting
Posted by Super Duckie
 - September 05, 2004, 06:33:44 PM
European: I was out on a hunting trip one day, and my buddy had to go to the bathroom, so he pulled his zipper down and started to go, and I shouted turn around you fool European on my boot
Posted by Homer
 - September 05, 2004, 06:30:58 PM
Mayonasise,..... Mayonasise alot a people here tonight.
Antianate,..... My wife ate two samwhiches, Anishiate ate a bag a tater chipes.
Doauta,.....Dauta cut that grass, so dem boys can play some baseball.
Witchadidja,..... you didn't happen to bring your truck Witchadidja.
Posted by Super Duckie
 - September 05, 2004, 06:27:38 PM
Anyone know any words out of the Redneck dictionary and there definitions, heres one of my favorites

Fascinate:  I got this button down shirt with 9 buttons but i can only Fascinate