November 03, 2025, 03:00:55 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by swamp
 - January 07, 2007, 11:33:08 AM
 :)) :)) :))
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 07, 2007, 10:41:17 AM
LOL, When I wake up every morning, I check to see if I am sporting a ribbon, have not found one as of yet, now this could be good news or bad news depending on the way you look at it  :))
Posted by catlover
 - January 07, 2007, 10:07:07 AM
 :))
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 06, 2007, 09:37:03 AM
 :))
Posted by Luna
 - January 02, 2007, 10:42:28 AM
  :))) that was good
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 02, 2007, 08:17:48 AM
 A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps very soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over.
He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:
"Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"