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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by Ms.Behavin
 - January 30, 2007, 06:51:45 AM
Thats hysterical. I am rotl :)) :)) :))
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 30, 2007, 06:40:57 AM
 :)) to funny
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 28, 2007, 11:25:40 AM
 :))
Posted by Tara
 - April 02, 2006, 01:29:07 PM
Omg... :)) :))

I love #1 # 10 # 13

# 7 makes me wanna danceĀ  e4.gif>
Posted by Helen
 - April 02, 2006, 01:13:17 PM
Comments by patients during Colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there.