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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Jet Set Solitaire : Win 40 games this week!
Lucky Cat Bingo : Daub 200 Lucky Cat cells this week!
Mahjong Garden HD : Match identical flower tiles 40 times this week!

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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - January 30, 2007, 08:28:31 AM
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Posted by pogo_gamer
 - January 28, 2007, 12:06:30 PM
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Posted by holly222
 - April 21, 2006, 03:58:54 PM
 Insane Ways To Order A Pizza 

- If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
- Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

- Use CB lingo where applicable.

- Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

- Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

- Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

- Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

- Answer their questions with questions.

- In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

- Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

- Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

- Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

- Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

- Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

- Stutter on the letter "p."

- Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

- Ask what the order taker is wearing.

- Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

- Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.