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Posted by Monkey
- February 03, 2007, 09:36:34 AM :))
Posted by CindyLouWho
- February 02, 2007, 11:47:21 AMI thought they were funny too :))
Posted by Ms.Behavin
- February 02, 2007, 11:33:31 AMthat was soo funny! :)) :)) :)) :)) Especially the last one. O0
Posted by kandykitty20012
- February 02, 2007, 12:45:49 AMto funny :))
Posted by CindyLouWho
- February 01, 2007, 11:27:16 PM"Valentine"
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most
romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some
of the entries they received:
********************************************************
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most
romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some
of the entries they received:
********************************************************
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime