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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by swamp
 - April 10, 2007, 03:48:34 PM
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Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - April 10, 2007, 02:47:02 PM
Many "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how they should present ourselves. They are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. In-line skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite 
13. Thongs and Depends