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Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
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Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!

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[quote author=Darling SilverDodger link=msg=374588 date=1176681104]
      Spotted in a toilet of a London office: 
      TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 
       
      In a Laundromat: 
      AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT 
       
      In a London department store: 
      BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 
       
      In an office: 
      WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN 
       
      In an office: 
      AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD 
       
      Outside a secondhand shop: 
      WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 
       
      Notice in health food shop window: 
      CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 
       
      Spotted in a safari park: 
      ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 
       
      Notice in a farmer's field: 
      THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 
       
      Message on a leaflet: 
      IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS 
       
      On a repair shop door: 
      WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Posted by Monkey

- April 20, 2007, 08:05:54 PM

:))

Posted by Tara

- April 20, 2007, 07:57:21 PM

Posted by Ms.Behavin

- April 20, 2007, 07:26:12 PM

LMAO!

Posted by kandykitty20012

- April 20, 2007, 12:10:14 PM

:D :)) :D :)) :D :))

Posted by TmT

- April 16, 2007, 08:11:14 PM

Quote from: pogo_gamer on April 16, 2007, 05:53:35 PM
:D :D :D

I agree... I laughed at each one and even hurt myself laughin at several....

Posted by pogo_gamer

- April 16, 2007, 05:53:35 PM

:D :D :D

Posted by Darling SilverDodger

- April 15, 2007, 04:51:44 PM

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)