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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by kandykitty20012
 - April 21, 2007, 07:14:47 PM
 :)) :))
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - April 21, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
 :ooo
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - April 21, 2007, 12:38:38 PM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their Stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked.
"Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over Enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and A survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her Parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen Of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the Knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy Give you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking