November 03, 2025, 03:03:06 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by swamp
 - May 04, 2007, 03:52:03 PM
 :)) :)) :)))  good one ms D
Posted by kandykitty20012
 - May 04, 2007, 12:11:42 PM
good one...... :))) ;:: :;'
Posted by pogo_gamer
 - May 04, 2007, 09:13:38 AM
 :)))
Posted by savanahsmommy
 - May 04, 2007, 08:25:39 AM
 ;:: :;'   :)) :)))
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - April 28, 2007, 06:09:04 AM
Help Wanted 

       A sign was hung in an office window. It read:
       
      Help wanted.
      Must type 70 words a minute.
      Must be computer literate.
      Must be bilingual.
      An equal opportunity employer.
       
      A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job.
       
      The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."
       
      The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
       
      So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
       
      The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."
       
      Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.
       
      The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual."
       
      The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."


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