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Posted by TmT
 - August 22, 2007, 09:24:46 PM
 <:> Yep yep... it's been around :8:
Posted by Tara
 - August 21, 2007, 07:47:47 PM
This is an old joke.
Posted by gator8_24
 - August 21, 2007, 05:15:14 PM
Yep, it's an oldie joke.
Posted by Monkey
 - August 21, 2007, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: SilverDodger on August 21, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
This not a joke.. But a true story. so it's in the right place
So?  :-\ I've seen this same joke (Except maybe different names) posted in Homer's Laugh House multiple times.
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - August 21, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
This not a joke.. But a true story. so it's in the right place
Posted by Monkey
 - August 21, 2007, 03:32:59 PM
Shouldn't this have been in Homer's Laugh House?  :-[ :)) :))
Posted by Dangeruss88
 - August 21, 2007, 03:20:32 PM
lol funny
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - August 21, 2007, 02:39:33 PM
The Break Up Letter

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.  It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship.  The distance between us is just too great.

I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.  I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.  In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.  There were 57 photos in that envelope ... along with this note:

Dear Becky

I'm so sorry,  but I can't remember who the hell you are.  Please take yours picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky