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Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by xgingerx
 - September 19, 2007, 05:27:41 PM
was  a sad day for me...i woke up with a cork in my butt...i found a lamp with a genie in it.. he said you have one wish i said No Chit...... :^
Posted by IndianLover
 - September 17, 2007, 05:32:00 AM
 :)))
Posted by Jonathan
 - September 17, 2007, 05:14:56 AM
omg  :-[
Posted by swamp
 - August 29, 2007, 02:52:11 PM
Quote from: SilverDodger on August 29, 2007, 01:56:43 PM
A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.

The next day they walk into the bar again and he says "I'll have three beers and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.

The next day they go into the bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"

"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for the exact change on those two days."

"What about the 3rd one?"

"Well that's were I screwed up!  I asked for a long legged bird with a tight kitty."



:o :))
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - August 29, 2007, 01:56:43 PM
A man walked into an bar with a cat and an ostrich. He says "can I have three beers." The bar man says "that will be £3.00 please" and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £3.00 out of his pocket.

The next day they walk into the bar again and he says "I'll have three beers and three pies." The bar man says "That will be £6.00 please." and the cat says "I'm not paying for that!" So the man takes exactly £6.00 out of his pocket.

The next day they go into the bar and the bar man says "The past two days you've come in here with that cat and that ostrich and paid with exact change, why?"

"Well I found a magic lamp and a Genie gave me three wishes. I wished for the exact change on those two days."

"What about the 3rd one?"

"Well that's were I screwed up!  I asked for a long legged bird with a tight kitty."