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Posted by IndianLover
- December 12, 2007, 06:11:40 AM :)) Love the one about the opening of a beer
Because it sounds just like my mom and step dad. No matter what she is doing, He say's
"Why your up.... get me a beer" Even if she is sitting down. No way no how if that was me I would :{: the stuffing outta him.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Umm... satisfy me um when???? :)) be nice if it lastest more than a minutes :))
Because it sounds just like my mom and step dad. No matter what she is doing, He say's
"Why your up.... get me a beer" Even if she is sitting down. No way no how if that was me I would :{: the stuffing outta him.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Umm... satisfy me um when???? :)) be nice if it lastest more than a minutes :))
Posted by TmT
- December 12, 2007, 04:44:58 AM :D lmao okie dokie :))
Posted by edfshr
- December 12, 2007, 04:21:09 AMYes, O0 O0
Western Union reported that it sent its last telegram on Friday, Jan 26 2007.
Western Union reported that it sent its last telegram on Friday, Jan 26 2007.
Posted by TmT
- December 09, 2007, 08:24:06 PMQuote from: raindropz on December 09, 2007, 05:15:20 PM<<gigglin> Made u laugh... rofl hard
:)))
Posted by raindropz
- December 09, 2007, 05:15:20 PM :)))
Posted by TmT
- November 23, 2007, 04:06:18 AMQuote from: gator8 on November 22, 2007, 08:04:17 AMlmao :## Uh huh, I agree!!Quote from: TmT on November 21, 2007, 08:50:05 PMQuote from: gator8 on November 21, 2007, 08:49:24 AMYou know it is an oldie... and by time I have grand kids... TeleMAN will replace TelaWOMAN.... men talk worst then women (gossip)
LOL enjoyed them all! This used to be telephone, telegraph, tellawoman--What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
Times and communication have changed LOL
I think it should be that way now! LOL
Posted by gator8_24
- November 22, 2007, 08:04:17 AMQuote from: TmT on November 21, 2007, 08:50:05 PMQuote from: gator8 on November 21, 2007, 08:49:24 AMYou know it is an oldie... and by time I have grand kids... TeleMAN will replace TelaWOMAN.... men talk worst then women (gossip)
LOL enjoyed them all! This used to be telephone, telegraph, tellawoman--What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
Times and communication have changed LOL
I think it should be that way now! LOL
Posted by TmT
- November 21, 2007, 08:50:05 PMQuote from: gator8 on November 21, 2007, 08:49:24 AMYou know it is an oldie... and by time I have grand kids... TeleMAN will replace TelaWOMAN.... men talk worst then women (gossip)
LOL enjoyed them all! This used to be telephone, telegraph, tellawoman--What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
Times and communication have changed LOL
Posted by gator8_24
- November 21, 2007, 08:49:24 AMLOL enjoyed them all! This used to be telephone, telegraph, tellawoman--What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
Times and communication have changed LOL
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
Times and communication have changed LOL
Posted by TmT
- November 21, 2007, 12:47:43 AMThese jokes are tasteful not male bashing or demend women but with the intent to express humor like blonde jokes. Do not want to offend blondes or males/females. I will remove any joke that someone feel is a sensitive nature to them.
Chauvinism Jokes
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
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Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the chick can wash in the dark.
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Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Tell her to get back to work!
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
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The wife found her husband sitting on the back porch crying.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"Do you remember when we were dating and your father told me that if I didn't marry you, he would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
"Yes", she responded "So what?"
"I would have gotten out of prison today", he sobbed. :'((
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!
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How is marriage like a hot bath?
Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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Wife: "The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."
Husband: "Which is this?"
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Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
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Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. <:>
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What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them. :8:
Chauvinism Jokes
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the chick can wash in the dark.
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Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Tell her to get back to work!
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Q: What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A: A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The wife found her husband sitting on the back porch crying.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"Do you remember when we were dating and your father told me that if I didn't marry you, he would send me to prison for 20 years?" he said.
"Yes", she responded "So what?"
"I would have gotten out of prison today", he sobbed. :'((
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How is marriage like a hot bath?
Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife: "The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."
Husband: "Which is this?"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
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Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. <:>
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them. :8: