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Posted by eebared
 - August 24, 2008, 04:44:21 PM
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Posted by ~Sassy~
 - May 04, 2008, 11:18:37 AM
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Posted by swamp
 - May 03, 2008, 06:18:12 AM
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Posted by pizzaman984
 - May 02, 2008, 11:51:20 PM
found it:

Re: Little Johnny Jokes
« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2006, 04:48:46 AM » Quote 

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President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy (Lil Johnny) raised his hand.

In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says Lil Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
Posted by Stinkerbell
 - May 02, 2008, 10:07:34 PM
gee.... sounds like a real knee slapper    :-\
Posted by pizzaman984
 - May 02, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
A few years ago someone posted a great joke about Bush going over to IRAQ and being blown to bits and it not being a Tragedy but i cant find it in here.If anyone has a copy of it please post it here for me.Thanks!!!