November 04, 2025, 10:23:29 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by crazyeagle
 - August 24, 2008, 03:14:58 PM
wish i had teachers that thought like that    VV :^* >:D
Posted by eebared
 - August 24, 2008, 02:25:08 PM
 bbq22.gif :)))
Posted by fireangel
 - July 05, 2008, 01:36:49 PM
 :))
Posted by TmT
 - August 25, 2007, 11:18:41 PM
Awww... that one is already posted on here... good one, though....
Posted by FlashV3
 - August 24, 2007, 07:15:06 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."