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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by jarjar
 - August 24, 2008, 03:04:19 PM
Quote from: eebared on August 24, 2008, 02:35:55 PM
:,  :^* go girls

Got to love it.. :))
Posted by eebared
 - August 24, 2008, 02:35:55 PM
 :,  :^* go girls
Posted by fireangel
 - July 01, 2008, 12:03:18 PM
 :.@ stupid men lol :))
Posted by Stinkerbell
 - May 31, 2008, 05:51:18 PM
Quote from: Darling SilverDodger on May 30, 2008, 11:51:18 AM
A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.  Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
     
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband".  The fairy waved her magic wand; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands ...
     
Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. " "I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
     
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
     
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
     
The Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.



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Karma, baby.  LOL
Posted by Monkey
 - May 30, 2008, 04:28:07 PM
Posted by Darling SilverDodger
 - May 30, 2008, 11:51:18 AM
A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.  Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
     
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband".  The fairy waved her magic wand; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands ...
     
Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. " "I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
     
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
     
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
     
The Moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.



jester.gif