November 03, 2025, 03:02:21 AM

This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by somuchfun
 - December 13, 2008, 10:15:52 PM
 :)) :)) :))
Posted by jarjar
 - December 11, 2008, 05:45:24 PM
 :)) Love it..
Posted by Squid
 - December 11, 2008, 04:05:13 PM
My kinda woman!  hehehe   :)))
Posted by ~Sassy~
 - December 11, 2008, 03:57:53 PM
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director!" said his wife.