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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by Tara
 - March 05, 2009, 01:21:28 PM
I'm seeing double.  giggle2.gif
Posted by Squid
 - March 05, 2009, 12:28:27 PM
ROFL.

Time to get a new doctor who's more cooperative.
Posted by ~Sassy~
 - March 05, 2009, 12:24:06 PM
A Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. 

The doctor started with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' he asks. '135,' I say.

The doctor puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The doctor asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

The doctor checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a witch!