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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Phlinx II : Drop 580 purple stones this week!
Tri-Peaks Solitaire HD : Open 24 chests this week!
Wheel of Fortune : Guess 170 consonants correctly in classic round this week!


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Posted by BabyCheetah
 - June 13, 2009, 07:22:08 AM
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 - June 13, 2009, 07:06:41 AM
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 - June 13, 2009, 06:43:44 AM
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 - June 13, 2009, 05:45:39 AM
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Posted by swamp
 - June 13, 2009, 05:44:16 AM
        WHY I HAD TO CHANGE HOTELS LAST WEEK

        Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely.  I thought, Ill call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
        I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
        "Hello," the woman says .  God, she sounded sexy.
        Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and Id like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Well go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!  Now, how does that sound?"
        "That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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