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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Jet Set Solitaire : Win 40 games this week!
Lucky Cat Bingo : Daub 200 Lucky Cat cells this week!
Mahjong Garden HD : Match identical flower tiles 40 times this week!

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Posted by swamp
 - August 13, 2009, 03:10:34 PM
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Posted by Nymph Sorceress
 - August 13, 2009, 01:38:19 PM
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 - August 13, 2009, 09:38:42 AM
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Posted by disneyland lady
 - August 13, 2009, 09:15:01 AM
I knew this plan would be better than what I have - I don't have 100% embalming, not even covered!
Posted by Stinkerbell
 - August 13, 2009, 07:57:11 AM
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape