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Posted by ImRicherThanUAll
- March 09, 2004, 07:41:25 PMerick must know he does it too
Posted by ChopsPool
- March 09, 2004, 04:29:07 PMUmmm.........................................................................LOL
Posted by Homer
- March 09, 2004, 04:22:14 PMTold ya! More where that came from. this one's rated R
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.
Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!" So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away.
Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said...
"I dinna know where y'been lad...but it's nice ta'know y'won first prize!"
;D
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.
Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be rewarded!" So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away.
Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said...
"I dinna know where y'been lad...but it's nice ta'know y'won first prize!"
;D
Posted by ChopsPool
- March 09, 2004, 04:19:27 PMAhhh.. I get it, It used to be a forest but he cut the trees down.. LOL
Posted by Homer
- March 09, 2004, 04:17:45 PMYeah really. i have a bunch of them. :P
A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack.
A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your axe and cut it down."
The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes he's knocking on the lumberjack's door.
"I cut the tree down," says the guy.
The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man.
"You mean the Sahara Desert," says the lumberjack.
"Sure......!! That's what they call it now!"
;D
A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack.
A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your axe and cut it down."
The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes he's knocking on the lumberjack's door.
"I cut the tree down," says the guy.
The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man.
"You mean the Sahara Desert," says the lumberjack.
"Sure......!! That's what they call it now!"
;D
Posted by admin
- March 09, 2004, 04:12:22 PMProgram it so a cheezy joke appears every time you start it up. ;) :P
Posted by Homer
- March 09, 2004, 03:53:04 PMLOL ;)
Posted by Homer
- March 09, 2004, 03:47:13 PMBut what a bot me? LOL :P
Posted by Homer
- March 09, 2004, 03:11:16 PMProbably use macro scheduler to do it.
Posted by Element
- March 09, 2004, 03:10:31 PMthey are programs arnt they john
Posted by ChopsPool
- March 09, 2004, 03:08:49 PMReally?? Damn, I never knew that!!
Posted by Homer
- March 09, 2004, 03:08:43 PMThey work for PogoPals. They just setup fake id's.
Posted by Element
- March 09, 2004, 03:08:05 PMthere programs not individual people saying those messages ;)
Posted by ChopsPool
- March 09, 2004, 03:07:06 PMBut... Whoever it is, its the same exact thing as all the other people.. Typed the exact same!
Posted by Element
- March 09, 2004, 03:07:04 PMthey get customers to but their autos ;)