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This week's Club Pogo challenges!
Solitaire Home Story : Clear 200 diamond cards this week!
Garden Blast : Use 170 bombs or bomb power-up combos this week!
World Class Solitaire HD : Place 200 cards into the foundation stacks this week!


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Posted by bubblegum
 - November 10, 2005, 03:04:36 PM
I use my lightsaber to cut open a cold brewsiky all the time... ;D
Posted by CindyLouWho
 - November 10, 2005, 01:36:06 PM
Good 1 Bubblegum.  I love good redneck & hillbilly jokes  lol  O0
Posted by Homer
 - November 10, 2005, 01:31:30 PM
You mean I'm not supposed to use my light saber to open my beer?  :o
Posted by bubblegum
 - November 10, 2005, 12:16:22 PM
glad you all like it....I love a good redneck joke...I'm from the north and consider myself a redneck...LOL ;D
Posted by flgal
 - November 10, 2005, 09:45:14 AM
thanks for the joke bubblegum that is way funny
Posted by holly312
 - November 10, 2005, 09:30:51 AM
Bubblegum your too funny !!  ;D lmao
Posted by jamez
 - November 10, 2005, 09:17:59 AM
hey now im from alabama 



just messing but i do live in alabama tho lol
Posted by bubblegum
 - November 10, 2005, 09:06:43 AM
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You use the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is in camouflage colors

You used your light saber to open a bottles of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You use the force to get yourself another beer so you don't have to wait for a commercial.

You use the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have the confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You havy a fantasy about Princess Leia showing up in your bedroom wearing only Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Your cousin bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You outfited the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle ."