What Am I?

[Squid]

dig that crazy cat, man

[ozcar]

He ain't heavy, he's my brother

[Squid]

There's a kind of hush.... all over the world... tonight...

[hotpinklovesofa]

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

[ozcar]

Some say love, it is a river
That drowns the tender reed.
Some say love, it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed.
Some say love, it is a hunger,
An endless aching need.
I say love, it is a flower,
And you its only seed.

[Squid]

How ROSEy

[ozcar]

 I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line

[Squid]

Sing it, T.E.F.!

[ozcar]

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I oooooowe my soul to the company stoooooooooooore

[Squid]

Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo. 
Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo.
Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo...

[ozcar]

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

[Squid]

Skip to the loo, my darlin'.

[ozcar]

That's no lady, that's .....

[Squid]

I met a guy in a coffee shop who told me he hadn't had a bite in days...

So I bit him.

[ozcar]

Two guys walked into a bar ...

[MrsDebi]

I am going to bed

[Squid]

There were a priest, a minister and a rabbi all in a rowboat....

[ozcar]

Row row row your boat gently down the stream ....

[Squid]

merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...

[ozcar]

life is but a dream