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Posted by Julez
 - June 12, 2006, 01:51:13 PM
This is why a full endorse Social Darwinism!  LOL!
Posted by flgal
 - June 10, 2006, 09:08:54 PM
                                      AND.........THEY VOTE
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.   To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard & hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".  For 3 days the fridge sat there without even 1 person looking twice at it.   He  eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.  It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:  "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. 
Caution!  These people Vote



this ahooened to my neighbors but with a washer
Posted by clayton1966
 - June 05, 2006, 07:00:27 AM
Quote from: crazy_ on June 04, 2006, 05:56:21 AM

                                         My friends & I were on a beer run & noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.   Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% & gave us a 20% discount...  He ALSO votes!


Not to be picky but when you MULTIPLY 10% by 10% you get 1%.  You have to ADD 10% and 10% to get 20%. Do you vote?  ;D
Posted by Kelly
 - June 05, 2006, 06:43:07 AM
ha ha ha ....has your plane arrived yet!!!.....good one
Posted by Lynne
 - June 04, 2006, 06:56:43 AM
good one crazy_ .. just what i needed to read about, more stupid people  :))
Posted by crazy_
 - June 04, 2006, 06:44:28 AM
Quote from: nanners on June 04, 2006, 06:41:23 AM
Now that cheered me up this morn..thank you.. I needed that

yvw
Posted by nanners
 - June 04, 2006, 06:41:23 AM
Now that cheered me up this morn..thank you.. I needed that
Posted by crazy_
 - June 04, 2006, 05:56:21 AM
                                          AND.........THEY VOTE
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.   To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard & hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".  For 3 days the fridge sat there without even 1 person looking twice at it.   He  eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.  It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:  "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. 
Caution!  These people Vote
>>=======
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.   She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"  When
my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (& has for sometime), she shook her head & said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"..     She ALSO votes!
>>==========
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.  One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week."! 
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"  Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
He ALSO votes!
>>===========
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.  She keeps it in the trunk. .  My sister ALSO votes!
>>==========
My friends & I were on a beer run & noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.   Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% & gave us a 20% discount...  He ALSO votes!
>>==========
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to  an earring by a chain.  My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"  I explained that a person's nose & ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...   My friend ALSO votes!
>>=========
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.   So I went to the lost luggage office & told the woman there that my bags never showed up.  She smiled & told me  not to worry because she was a trained professional
& I was in good hands.  "Now," she asked! me,  "has your plane arrived yet?". . .  SHE ALSO votes!
Posted by hades
 - May 25, 2006, 11:23:32 PM
doh isnt even bad enough for that  ::)
Posted by nanners
 - May 25, 2006, 05:27:28 PM
glad to be of service Sir Hippo..
Posted by krispy
 - May 25, 2006, 04:45:39 PM
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: nanners on May 25, 2006, 04:02:24 PM
YA!! Yippee!! Whoo Hoo!. WTG! Hippo got it right! "Here's" your sign..
sorry Hippo just had say it..  :))

Little do you know I originally typed "there's your sign" and thought "no, nanners helped me see I was wrong" so I had to quickly go back to edit it before it said it was edited.

now we know...........
Posted by SaintHiρρo
 - May 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: nanners on May 25, 2006, 04:02:24 PM
YA!! Yippee!! Whoo Hoo!. WTG! Hippo got it right! "Here's" your sign..
sorry Hippo just had say it..  :))

Little do you know I originally typed "there's your sign" and thought "no, nanners helped me see I was wrong" so I had to quickly go back to edit it before it said it was edited.
Posted by bubblegum
 - May 25, 2006, 04:07:50 PM
Quote from: SaintHippo on May 25, 2006, 03:55:52 PM
Here's Your Sign!

I say big fat D'OH
Posted by nanners
 - May 25, 2006, 04:02:24 PM
YA!! Yippee!! Whoo Hoo!. WTG! Hippo got it right! "Here's" your sign..
sorry Hippo just had say it..  :))
Posted by SaintHiρρo
 - May 25, 2006, 03:55:52 PM
Here's Your Sign!