Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

[Mayhem]

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail.  She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree.  Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood.  In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

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[Homer]

I told the kid he wasn't allowed out of the house. 

[Squid]

You're just p-o'd that he stole one of your beers!

[Homer]

You're just p-o'd that he stole one of your beers!

[alyaks]

I told the kid he wasn't allowed out of the house.  

You're just p-o'd he stole your little brown dress

[Homer]

You're just p-o'd he stole your little brown dress

[Joe C]

You just like sleeping people, you mean Grinchy Claus.